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family siblings, cruelty, fat woman having sex , nigeria, mikes appartement , milf hunter chelsea , hospital, headlines, wi, female, www sex old women , private college, home sales, milwaukee, doctor, television, net video girls , | Though, interviews again, I’m not exactly sure what goes on in there, but it’s gotta be more than sex. If it were interviews just sex, then the game should be called “Two in Heaven and the Five Most Awkward Minutes of Your Life”. Kick people interviews out just because you decided they’re ‘gay’ – Accusing someone of being gay in junior high is pretty much analogous to accusing someone of being a communist during McCarthyism; and goddamn it, I hate those red commy bastards. So…get those gays outta here! Get’em out! Sidenote: A great term to bring back is “gaylord”, which implies someone is a lord of gayness. Clean up guys, seriously – Guys I’m not joking. Help get these beer cans outta here. You don’t think my dad saw the beer, do you? Did the basement door just open? Shit guys, hurry up before my mom comes down! Someone be lookout. Guys, I can’t get caught doing this. |
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Spin the bottle – This game was great in 7th grade and it’s even better now. You know why spin the bottle is great? doctor It eliminates the nagging friends of drunk broads that, when you’re macking it to said drunk broad, her friend interjects with some proclamation like ‘OMG, don’t kiss him!’ You all know the bleeding doctor cunt I’m talking about: the one who loves pouring cold water all over a boner. Well, once that bottle starts spinning the bleeding C can’t say shit because it’s in the RULES she’s gotta kiss doctor you. Seven in heaven – I’ll admit: I was the fat kid growing up and never played this one. As a fat kid, the only seven I got was seven other guys beating off in a basement to the scrambled Spice channel. (Known formally as a Salami Fest) Regardless, someone has to spend ‘seven’ in ‘heaven’ because the concept is awesome. |
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